Deli hamDeli ham
You taste so much better
Than ham from a can
Or ham in a bag
That claims to be deli
But always just ends up
Soggy and smelly
When I buy you
The deli girl struts
To the big deli slicer
And hands me a cut
She asks about the thickness
I tell her that it's fine
She sticks you with a barcode
And you're mine, mine, mine
I pay for you with money
I bring you home to eat
Pair you up with cheeses
Oh, what a yummy treat
You'll fill up all the 'wiches
You'll make a special snack
And when you are all eaten
To the deli I'll be back
I'm singing "fried ham, fried ham, cheese and baloney..."
ReplyDeleteI read this to the family this morning; you made us smile.
I've never really boughten deli ham or meats. Just the WF brand in a little baggie. It's gross. Maybe I need to try this deli ham.
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